Tag: humor
member name: .* Sandi *
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October 08, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
THINGS YOU WOULDNT KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. . . .
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October 15, 2008 07:39 PM EDT --
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:54 AM EDT --
The Tall Chick
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, . . .
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October 17, 2008 12:24 PM EDT --
Ok these 2 churches are across the street from each other,
But i cannot get the Pictures in the order it belongs, I have redone it several times
All dogs go to heaven
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October 18, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back... . . .
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November 14, 2008 05:48 PM EST --
Classifieds:
1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Free puppies...part . . .
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December 06, 2008 01:11 PM EST --
COLONOSCOPY JOURNAL
This is from news hound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. . . .
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September 25, 2008 09:55 PM EDT --
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad . . .
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October 17, 2008 11:02 AM EDT --
Random Words
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition.
The successful . . .
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October 17, 2008 11:05 AM EDT --
The Boss
If you've ever worked for a boss who over reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you'll love this...
A large company, feeling . . .
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October 10, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/bird-poops-in-reporters-mouth-on-live-tv/988577007?icid=200100397x1210938832x1200692887
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October 08, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. . . .
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October 14, 2008 10:00 PM EDT --
Li fe boils down to 2 choices:
Should I get a dog...?
or have children?
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